I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugess, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I run the 100m in 9.65secs.

Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I dosleep, I sleep in a chair.The laws of physics do not apply to me.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

My name is Vicky, and I rule.

I'm very intrigued in lunatics, sociopaths and dreams., I get rowdy sometimes.I go to bed late and get up early but I wouldnt have it any other way., I love my cat Jack. I also love the colour gold and red, but not together., I like to be sarcastic and funny. I like jokes, thus funny and sarcastic., I read a lot, and I try to always finish the book. Im a huge sap when it comes to movies., I play multiple instruments, sing, act, and I love languages., Im a city girl trapped in a small town, but I love the challenge.

anything and everything.

MirrorMask., The Fall., Tristan and Isolde., Romeo and Juliet., Keeping Mum., Life As A House., Hook., Catch Me If You Can., Lord of the Rings., Underworld., Feast of Love.

Sex and the City.Curb Your Enthusiasm.CSI..I dont watch too much T.V to be honest

Anita Blake Series, Cassandra Clare novels, Ink Heart Series, A Great and Terrible Beauty Series, Stoner&Spaz, Looking for Alaska, Blue Girl, Go Ask Alice, Dark Hunter Series, Paradise Lost, The Historian, and so many more.